10 ways to Have a Secret Relationship With Someone

1--When you have a secret relationship make sure that it is at least with a good person, not even necessarily good looking in any particular way, but unique, and nice, too. There's no reason for hiding if the person (and relationship) is just like all the others.
2-These kinds of relationships will be more effective, and secret, with a truly trustworthy, caring, understanding, and honest person, and not just someone who say, and talks a lot, about how they are.
3--Purchase a new phone so your parents don't see you having any contact with them. Find a cheap prepaid plan and a cheap phone. It doesn't have to be fancy, it's secret, remember?
4--Also: creating a new e-mail address and IM account would be beneficial.
5--If you see the person in public, act as if you don't know them. Don't risk it by having contact.
6--Think of valid excuses for ANYTHING you do with the person just in case you get caught. Never stop thinking. Multiple excuses are good, just in case one excuse will end up not working.
7--Don't tell anyone. As long as one person knows, it's another mouth that could blab. It doesn't matter how trustworthy they are, they may not tell anyone, but they could give it away other ways: unintentional hints, body language, looks, ect.
8--Don't ignore your friends. Your parents will get suspicious if your social life seems to disintegrate.
9--Guilt is a powerful thing. You may think when people see you they can suspect. Most of the time, they do not. But, your guilt may give it away, along with an overly hostile attitude towards the person. Act as if that person is a nice lady you meet on the street, a grandma that lives next door, a family doctor. Don't give yourself away.
10--Think! Why is this a secret relationship? Are you not worthy of being with him/her in public?